London, Apr 21: It seems the tension between Noel Gallagher and his brother Liam has hit an all time low, with the former saying that it will be five years before band Oasis makes another record.

The relationship between the two brothers is said to be so bad that Liam had not even met his 19-month-old nephew Donovan, Noel’s son by girlfriend Sara Macdonald.

“He’s never seen my little lad, just pictures. To a stranger it sounds ludicrous, but you wouldn’t have him in the house if he spoke to you the way he speaks to me and my family,” the Sun quoted Noel as saying.

“Liam is constantly developing techniques for balancing that f****** tambourine on his head.

“He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup,” he stated.

Their professional relationship has been suffering ever since Liam disappeared while recording album ‘Dig Out Your Soul’ last year, to marry Nicole Appleton in a secret Valentine’s Day ceremony.

“There’s two great tracks lying there not finished from the last record, because Liam f***** off to get married,” 41-year-old Noel said.

“That annoys the f*** out of me. We’ve got a 50-piece choir on both, they’re enormous. There’s no talking to be done. Maybe that’s the problem — there’s no fall-out from it. I never said to him, ‘What are you doing, you ****?

“If albums mean that little to him, I don’t want to argue. He can f*** off as far as I’m concerned.

“By the time we make another record we’ll be five years older,” he added. (ANI)