London, Nov 1 : American singer/actress Jessica Simpson’s latest movie has turned out to be a flop, and is headed straight for the DVD shelves.

London, Nov 1 : Danish supermodel Helena Christensen is starring in the latest Agent Provocateur video as a voluptuous ‘Pirate Queen’.

The video, which has been named as ‘Pirate Provocateur’, has been filmed by Tim Bret Day, and it also features Alice Dellal.

Dellal is the fashion rebel and heiress daughter of former Brazilian model Andrea Dellal and property tycoon, Guy Dellal.

Hogarth’s ‘A Rake’s Progress’ and ‘Strolling actresses in a Barn’ had inspired the video, and the action took place in the depths of a galleon with much drunken and debauched revelry.

London, Nov 1: A vicar ended up visiting a hospital for help after a potato got stuck in his bottom, causing him great agony.

According to the clergyman, he was hanging curtains at his home without his clothes on, when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

The reverend, who is in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable, which medics in Sheffield revealed were among the many things which got stuck in people’s nether regions.

The vicar was very embarrassed with the whole situation, and kept on insisting to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was not the result of a sex game gone wrong.

London, November 1 : Michael Jackson has confirmed that he’s preparing to make a comeback with a tour soon.

The ‘King of Pop’ revealed his plans in a statement trashing rumours claiming that he will be joining his family on a reunion tour.

The 50-year-old, whose career had taken a beating in 2005 following a child abuse trial against him for which he was later acquitted, further said that he was already getting ready to offer his fans with something new.

London, Nov 1 : If you’re a phone freak and love James Bond, then here’s the perfect handset for you: Sony Ericsson has launched ‘C902 Cyber-Shot’.

The limited edition Titanium silver version of the phone, used by Daniel Craig in the latest 007 thriller ‘Quantum of Solace, will be up for grabs in a few weeks.

The phone has a cool five megapixel digital camera and is one of the slimmest in the market, reports The Sun.