London, Nov 1: A vicar ended up visiting a hospital for help after a potato got stuck in his bottom, causing him great agony.
According to the clergyman, he was hanging curtains at his home without his clothes on, when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
The reverend, who is in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable, which medics in Sheffield revealed were among the many things which got stuck in people’s nether regions.
The vicar was very embarrassed with the whole situation, and kept on insisting to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was not the result of a sex game gone wrong.